No Court Today for Louis Tomlinson

I had a busy day. I went to dinner with my dad and niece and got home late so video is shorter today! 

The court case thing with Louis Tomlinson didn't happen today, according to articles. 

"The case was expected to be heard at LAX courthouse on Wednesday but prosecutors said a decision on whether he will be charged had been delayed. A spokesman for the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said: "A filing decision will not be made today. Our prosecutors are still reviewing the case." A new court date will be set if charges are filed against Tomlinson, he added."

In other news, I scheduled my tattoo appointment and I've only got 2 weeks to wait! 

Paparazzi in Louis Tomlinson Airport Scuffle Allegedly "Harassed & Assaulted" an Ex

These are a few things that have happened since I filmed this latest video. Today was busy! The post just below this one has info about the stuff I talk about in this video.

The Daily Mail has an expose on the paparazzi guy who was involved in the airport scuffle with Louis Tomlinson. He also has sued a bunch of companies for various things (not winning a scavenger hunt, etc.). 

Karl Larsen, 48, was accused of making 'threatening phone calls' to his ex, 'vandalizing' her car and even stripping off in her bedroom while she was out of the room.

Judge John D. Lord granted the temporary restraining order at Los Angeles Superior Court and forbid Larsen from coming within 100 yards of Iturbe, going to her home or place of work.

It appears Larsen is no stranger to legal paperwork and has filed numerous lawsuits in order to win damages.

I don't think it's a coincidence we're getting this the day before Louis' hearing about whether they're going to charge him. There also was a very positive Just Jared article.

In other news, Richard Lawson did a piece in Vanity Fair about Harry and Liam, but it wasn't horrific. Richard is still on my dick list though.

The Sun has a piece about oh so private couple Cheryl wants a quickie, private wedding while Liam Payne wants a big one and to "shout it from the rooftops". Oh boy lol.

And according to the Sun "Cheryl is now said to be aiming to tap into the very lucrative “mummy market”. I told you there would be a cha-ching somewhere. There was also some stupid article about the baby's horoscope but I'm too lazy to find it.

Harry Styles Debuts Web Site, Revised Social Media , & Will be on SNL, Louis Tomlinson Changes Twitter Header

Today was a big rebranding/launch day for Harry Styles. He launched a website: - it's UK-based and appears to be tied to tumblr. It had a sign-up area at the bottom (which was a bit finicky). Harry is going to be on SNL April 15. Performers on SNL always sing two songs, so keep your ears open for whatever these two will be!

Harry and Louis Tomlinson both changed their twitter headers and avis. Harry changed his Instagram icon as well.

Louis is said to be back in London. His court case was scheduled for tomorrow. However, the case is only to determine if charges should be filed so he may not have to appear. His lawyers may have handled it already or the date may be moved. It will be interesting to see what happens tomorrow, if anything.

Xposure has pics (which appear to be from real estate sites) of Louis' supposed $10 Million mansion (the one with the tea house) and says they're putting it up for rent for $40,000 a month. That house has flipped between Louis owning it, Liam owning it, and now back to Louis. What is the truth? Combined with the $7 million stunt house being put on the market, it sounds like they are GTFO of LA or are seeking houses elsewhere since everyone knows where both of these houses are since they've been featured in the media so much.

Note to whoever is running this shit show: Everyone will be more engaged if you end it now. Louis hasn't been seen with Freddie since January 21 and has been out of the country for a lot of that time. If he is in London now, that means he was in the US for Ultra Music Fest and went back to the UK without going to LA to see his supposed son.

Grandma Ruth Wants No Part of This Narrative, Tons O'Chiam Baby Articles, Hot Luke Still Hot

Some Briana stan made a Freddie Family Tree and Great Grandma Ruth swept in to say she would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that she never asked to be part of. It was actually even better than that:

It's just sort of hilarious that Grandma Ruth hasn't seen the baby since the day it was born and wants her name taken off the family tree, especially because Brett, her son, seems super close to Freddie. Yikes! Brett's brother, Troy, had posted something about it being his first and last time seeing Freddie when he posted a pic way back when Freddie was just born. Grandma Ruth was complaining about not seeing Freddie back then, too. 

Continued big ups to Steve Aoki's team for promo-ing Steve AND Louis while Louis' team does zip, zilch, nada.

Jojo the pap blocked me on twitter and Instagram, probably because I bitched about her homophobic comments in one of my videos. I didn't tweet her or comment on Instagram so she went out of her way to do that. She seems to want it both ways - she claims pappings of Louis aren't set up yet then are we to assume she's out there stalking them like other paps do? And she keeps commenting on stuff she'd really have no way of knowing - how often Louis sees Freddie, that Elounor is real, that Larry is fake - if she were just your typical pap. 

Despite asking for privacy, there seems to be a lot of "sources" talking about Cheryl and Liam Payne's baby. The Sun has an article about Cheryl's mom moving in and the comments are hilarious.

Dunkirk is one of the movies being highlighted at CinemaCon 2017.

By request, y'all wanted me to talk about Hot Luke. I don't have much to say other than, yep, he's still hot LOL. He reminds me of a younger version of Tony Ward, a model who was in a few Madonna videos, including Justify My Love. They're even making the same face. That's Tony below. You can see Hot Luke here by searching Louis Tomlinson and looking for the ones where Hot Luke is wearing Louis' red A. Versace jacket (or try this link).

By photo by Alan Light, CC BY 2.0,

By photo by Alan Light, CC BY 2.0,

5 Pounds Down This Week!

I finally feel like I am pulling myself out of the funk I've been in since my mom died. I did sort of meh during the Whole Life Challenge, but I signed up before everything happened so I just wasn't doing my best during it. I think I finally got frustrated enough with myself to get my shit together!

This past week, I went back to what has worked for me best in the past - a mostly low carb diet although I'm combining some paleo/whole30 ideas in there as well. Back when I was doing low carb hardcore, I never would have eaten fruit, but I've found that having a bit of mango after my meals satisfies me more. I don't love fruit so I tend not to overeat it, but it's helping me get through those times when I want some besides meat and salad! 

My diet:

  • Breakfast: eggs and bacon (or low carb protein shake)
  • Lunch: Chicken leg and breast or thigh, salad with vinegar and oil, guacamole, mango
  • Snack: low carb protein shake if needed
  • Dinner: Turkey breast, salad with vinegar and oil, guacamole, salsa, cheese, mango
  • Snack: more chicken or some fruit

I am starting to increase my water intake by doing fruit infused water and I bought this cool water bottle, but it leaks! So, I've got an email in with customer service (it seems to be a known problem with a missing gasket). I really want a glass one, but I'm pretty accident prone so me + glass is probably a bad idea! In the meantime, the grocery store near my work has fruit infused water so I've just been buying theirs when I can.

I read a post on the diet side of tumblr where someone said they didn't lose 75 pounds (or whatever their number was) - they lost 1 pound 75 times. It really reshaped my thinking and made my goal seem more doable. I just need to keep focusing on losing 1 pound and then repeating that until goal. So far, I'm down 7 pounds from my all time highest. I've lost and gained those same 7 pounds twice now since before the first of the year so here's to keeping them off for good this time!  

No Pics for Cheryl & Liam's Baby (We'll see!), Harry My Salty Son, & More Louis

The Sun and Daily Mail had articles today about how there will be NO pics of their baby. It's actually hilarious to see the comparison between how this is being handled and how Louis' babygate was handled. We'll see how long this no pics thing lasts. I just get a funny feeling that we should expect something on the horizon, but we'll see. 

People have noticed that Harry Styles choose to run his solo ad during The Voice, which is X Factor's big competitor. That seems like a big F*ck You to Simon Cowell and company, who is still reeling from their talent hunters leaving them to work for...The Voice.

Pics and stories of Louis at Ultra Music Fest are still rolling in. 

Video: Steve Aoki and Louis Tomlinson Performing at Ultra Music Fest - Good View!

Thank goodness someone took this video and posted! I know we all were like ahhh, we know Louis sings like an angel, but where is he? Up in the clouds? Big ups to Steve for drawing the camera down to where Louis was or we never would have seen him on the livestream! That's a pretty big stage for our smol son and we're all so proud! 

It feels so wrong using a gif of Taylor Swift's mom on a Louis post, but when it fits, it fits.

It feels so wrong using a gif of Taylor Swift's mom on a Louis post, but when it fits, it fits.

Liam & Cheryl Had Baby on 22nd, Announced it Today, Louis at Ultra Music Fest, & Harry's Song/Album Coming

So much happened today, this video is gonna be hella long! The main topics:

Cheryl and Liam Payne had the baby on the 22nd but announced it today (presumably so Cheryl could get Mother's Day (UK) headlines. She also didn't post a pic with the baby (just reposted Liam's) so I think she also is giving her exclusive first shot to most likely The Sun. Get paid, girl. Sheesh. I don't have the time or energy for another baby so you do you, chiam. 

April the Giraffe has still not had her baby.

Louis Tomlinson and Steve Aoki performed at Ultra Music Fest. Louis' team was as useless as ever. Thank god the lad crew was on hand. Calvin seemed to be taking videos and Steve's team picked up the slack, posted video of Louis on Snapchat. Meanwhile, Crusty posted pics by the pool and a half-assed pic on his private instagram that no one can see. He also just posted an instagram video of Louis with no FUCKING sound. #existing. Steve is a godsend for supporting Louis, especially today on his mom's birthday (the day before UK mother's day, which has to have been tough for Louis) and also for looking super hot in his white overall shorts. 

Yes! @louist91 @steveaoki #miami

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Harry Styles blanked out all his social media with white and posted 3 white squares on instagram, sending everyone into a tizzy. Then, an ad appeared on ITV where Harry walks towards a door and opens it and there's nothing but light. #dramaqueen Can't wait for April 7.

Louis and Steve to Perform at Ultra Music Fest Today + New Just Hold On Remixes

Louis Tomlinson and Steve Aoki will be performing Just Hold On at Ultra Music Fest today. They go on at 6:10 pm eastern. You can watch live on Ultra Music Festival’s YT Channel or Official Website

Steve’s set is from 6:10PM - 7:15PM ET / 10:10PM - 11:15PM GMT (or check your time-zone here)

Louis and Steve at the Dim Mak party last night

Louis and Steve at the Dim Mak party last night

There's several new remixes of Just Hold On out.

Elvis Duran Says Harry Styles' Single Coming Out April 7, Louis Tomlinson in Miami for Ultra Music Fest

Today's wild ride was a report that Elvis Duran said Harry Styles' single was coming out April 7 and that it was great (because he'd heard it). The online version of the radio show was posted and there was nothing about it. Then, an audio clip suddenly appeared out of nowhere that did have that part in it. This is a hilarious post that sums this whole thing up. Here's Elvis Duran talking about Harry Styles Single coming out on April 7.

Louis Tomlinson just arrived in Miami for Ultra Music Fest where he's performing Just Hold On with Steve Aoki.